Seriously, this morning at about 5, I dressed for work and made bottles for the calves. As I started to step onto the first step off the frost covered deck. My feet flew out from under me and I landed on my booty. When I hit my left arm had a quick pain then I felt nothing in it. My lower back near the booty was seriously hurting and I could not get up. Luckily I was ready for work so my
electronic leash phone was on me. I called Jen and asked her to come help. She was kind enough to help me get up, without even the slightest laugh. She found me some Aleve while I fed the calves, looked at the swelling on my arm and even offered to take me to the doctor.
After I left for work much to my chagrin; Jen and the kids had a GREAT laugh at my expense.